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Topic: Eddie Van Halen

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Appearance:

Overweight

Intelligence:

Stupid

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Politics:

Apathetic

Currently has on their coffee table:

Rolling Stone magazine

Favorite artist(s):

Andy Warhol

Favorite TV show(s):

NYPD Blue

Favorite composer(s):

Nicolo Paganini

Favorite movie(s):

This Is Spinal Tap, Grease

Listens to:

Van Halen, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being Dolly Parton's slave

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Worst habit(s):

Buying top 40 music

Favorite quote(s):

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962
"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Eddie Van Halen will contribute a guitar solo to Lost Boys Calling , a song for the Legend Of 1900 soundtrack, featuring Roger Waters on vocals.
VH has also tapped producer Danny Korthcmar to produce the new album now being recorded at Eddie Van Halen’s 5150 Studio.
Fans of the system include Eddie Van Halen, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Liona Boyd and Andy Summers.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Eddie Van Halen, 45, is known to be a heavy smoker.

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