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Topic: Eddie Van Halen

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  Van    Eddie  
  Van Halen News Desk    Van Halen lyrics  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Rolling Stone magazine
Favorite artist(s):Andy Warhol
Favorite TV show(s):NYPD Blue
Favorite composer(s):Nicolo Paganini
Favorite movie(s):This Is Spinal Tap,  Grease
Listens to:Van Halen,  Jimi Hendrix,  Eric Clapton
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Buying top 40 music
Favorite quote(s):"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962
"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
 
 
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Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Eddie Van Halen will contribute a guitar solo to Lost Boys Calling , a song for the Legend Of 1900 soundtrack, featuring Roger Waters on vocals.
VH has also tapped producer Danny Korthcmar to produce the new album now being recorded at Eddie Van Halen’s 5150 Studio.
Fans of the system include Eddie Van Halen, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Liona Boyd and Andy Summers.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Eddie Van Halen, 45, is known to be a heavy smoker.
 
 
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