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Topic: Web Editor

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

Time magazine, Mac Today, PC World

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Finding warez, Chatting on ICQ

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The editors and advisory team of PE Central reserve the right to choose the questions that are posted on our Web Poll.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

This compression web was designed and implemented by Ross Williams using the FunnelWeb literate programming tool and the Photoshop and Graphic Converter image editors.
Editors such as Dreamweaver and FrontPage allow you to design your ver y own web page without knowing any code whatsoever!
WYSIWYG HTML Editors like Dreamweaver or Frontpage let you create web pages by displaying exactly how it will look in a browser.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Editors Comments The BEKA web site provides details of the range of temperature transmitters and easy to read digital temperature displays.
Web Content Editors The Web Content Editors are primarily responsible for developing and maintaining the Journal's online presence.
The Web Content Editors collaborate with the rest of the Editorial Staff to ensure that the web site content is current and consistent with the published issues.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Most web editors will work out the width and height of a picture for you, and add the relevant details to the IMG SRC command for you.
Content editors can now publish the entire web area to a preview directory before sending the pages to the live site.
Many web editors make tags all capital letters so they are easier to see when editing HTML.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The Web editors all came from companies acquired by Macromedia , Corel and Microsoft in the last few months.
Web editor's note: The following text is taken directly from our in-classroom/ presentation booklets.

User Talk

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