Ask the Brain! :)

In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Edmund Scientific

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Camcorder, Digital camera, DVD player

Currently has on their coffee table:

New Scientist

Favorite body part(s):

Eyes

Favorite activity(s):

Birdwatching, Karaoke

Favorite great thinker(s):

Sir Isaac Newton, Christian Huygens, Johannes Kepler

Interest(s):

Physics, Astronomy, Science

Favorite sport(s):

Hunting

Likes to wear:

Sunglasses

Favorite computer game(s):

Ultima Series

Favorite destination(s):

The Moon

Favorite philosopher(s):

Descartes

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

We have an Edmund's Scientific Astroscan telescope that is portable and very easy to use and can be carried to the observation deck.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Fun With Optics (Edmund Scientific) Filled with optical projects from making simple hand scopes to a camera obscura and a grating spectroscope.
Paul Amey, of new Egypt, who had his Edmund Scientific 6 inch reflector.
Spilhaus gave Edmund Scientific Co.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

" Edmund Scientific "Edmund Industrial Optics is known worldwide for optical expertise in the manufacturing and integration of optical components.
Edmund Scientific Optics -- optics, lenses, cameras, frame grabbers, software, lighting, testing targets, mounting.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Welcome to Edmund Scientific's - Neat Catalog, some unusual Stuff.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

An Edmund's Scientific portable Astroscan telescope is available to view the universe.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Pass this on!

Your friends really should know a little more about Edmund Scientific, don't you think?

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.