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Topic: Ontario Ministry of Education

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  Ontario    Ministry  
  Education    Ontario Ministry of Health  
  Ontario Ministry of the Environment    Ontario Ministry of Natural Resources  
  Ontario Ministry of Transportation    Ontario Ministry of Labour  
  Ontario Ministry of Finance    BC Ministry of Education  
  Ministry of Education Singapore    Ministry of Transport Ontario  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Interest(s):Business,  English,  Sex education
Religion(s):Christian - Evangelical
Dream job(s):Teacher,  Bus Driver,  Nurse
Favorite destination(s):Canada
Education:College,  Post-graduate,  Elementary school
Ultimate fantasy(s):Going back to school,  Bankruptcy,  Getting off welfare
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce,  Trade union,  World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

For more than ten years the Ontario Ministry of Education and some Ontario public and separate school board representatives have been harassing families who have chosen to educate their children at home.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The Ontario Ministry of Education has licensed Object Oriented Turing for Microsoft Windows and Apple Macintosh for all publicly-funded high schools.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Ontario Ministry of Education and Training states in The Ontario Curriculum for Grades 1-8 Health and Physical Education Document that: "This curriculum requires that students participate in vigorous physical activity for a sustained period of time each day.
Lakehead University joined the Ministry of Education and Training and the Council of Ontario Universities in a project to make information available regarding student's graduation rates, graduate employment rates, and OSAP loan default rates.
The Ontario Learning Partnership Group receives funding from the Ontario Ministry of Education and the Ontario Ministry of Training, Colleges and Universities for its Passport to Prosperity initiatives.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Ontario school councils list fund-raising as their most important and most frequent activity, despite the Ministry of Education's decision to omit this task from its list of council roles.
The Ontario Ministry of Education continues to harass and misinform parents and continues to encourage school boards to make demands which have no basis in law on home schooling families.
 
 
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