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Topic: Edward Jones Investments

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  Jones    Investment  
  Edward    Edward Jones Dome  

 
 
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Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Most admires:Warren Buffet,  King Gillette,  Fidel Castro
Politics:Capitalist
Currently has on their coffee table:Economist,  Fast Company
Dream job(s):Banker,  CEO,  Tax Collector
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage
Interest(s):Economics,  Real estate
Likes to wear:Business suits
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting a divorce
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
 
 
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Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Edward Jones Investments 651-1750 www.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Edward Jones investment representative Scott Schoettlin organized a food drive to benefit the North County Food Bank on behalf of all Edward Jones locations in the county.
Sue Young, investment representative with Edward Jones, will host this seminar.
John Fielding,
CEO

At Edward Jones, we help clients find appropriate investments to maximize the return on their portfolios with the least amount of risk.
by Edward Jones Investments, If you are an experienced investor or even if you are not, then you are well aware that the stock market is volatile.
With over 8,400 branch offices nationwide, Edward Jones provides a full line of sound investments and highly personalized service to more than 5.
 
 
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