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Topic: Edward Jones

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Warren Buffet
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Politics:Capitalist
Appearance:Muscular
Currently has on their coffee table:Economist
Dream job(s):Banker,  CEO
Favorite TV show(s):ER
Favorite actor(s):Bruce Willis
Interest(s):Economics
Favorite movie(s):Saturday Night Fever
Favorite sport(s):Racquetball
Listens to:Shania Twain
Favorite philosopher(s):Rousseau
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Edward Jones investment representative Scott Schoettlin organized a food drive to benefit the North County Food Bank on behalf of all Edward Jones locations in the county.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Chairman informed the committee that Professor Edwards Jones had kindly agreed to chair the new subcommittee on alternative approaches to pest control and that the date of its first meeting would be set in the new year.
Past commissions include photographing windows designed by Edward Burne Jones for cards, the stripping of a 15th century Reredos for restoration and Insurance records.
John Fielding,
CEO

At Edward Jones, we help clients find appropriate investments to maximize the return on their portfolios with the least amount of risk.
Edward Jones is the only major financial-services firm advising individual investors exclusively.
He is what Edward Jones calls a regional leader, helping new brokers open offices and providing advice as they need it while the business develops.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Edward Jones : Janis Byrd, located at 1717 Olympic Hwy.
Nurse was quite exceptional and a double blast from Jones turned the tables after visitors Bradley had taken a two goal lead through a Lee Edwards penalty and Jamie Collins.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Edward Burne-Jones was survived by his son, Philip (1861-1921), who became a portrait painter and was knighted, but being a highly emotional and unstable man, he committed suicide in 1926.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Edward Coley Burne-Jones, born in Birmingham, showed little inclination towards art as a young man, and went up to Oxford to study theology.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Edward Murray Jones, then living in the Philippines, said in his affidavit that he had been assigned by Bellino to tail individuals at Washington National Airport and in downtown Washington.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Victor Edward Thomas Jones championed the cause during 1935, along with his brother and friends to be elected with the slogan - Vote for Jones and have a bath.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Patricia Jones Piller
2004-11-15 04:10:54
Tell me about Edward Murray Jones "then living in the Philippines"
From:
Edward Murray Jones
2005-04-23 02:42:15
"then living in the Phillipines", any information about him
From:

2006-04-11 19:07:39
what the dela
From:

2006-04-11 19:08:04
whats the dealeo
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