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Topic: Effects

Related:
  Side Effects    Cause and Effect  
  Special Effects    Drug Effects  
  Sound Effects    Music and Sound Effects  
  Radiation Effects    Effects of Stress  
  Medication Side Effects    Effects of Alcohol  
  Media Effects    Visual Effects  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Easily addicted,  Nervous,  Analytical
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin
Interest(s):Physics
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being normal
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Taking Prozac,  Taking Valium
Membership(s):Greenpeace
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana,  Taking Ecstasy,  Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Regional Effects The primary regional effect of the new highway will be to stimulate economic activity and generate employment.
The beneficial effects of remedial changes in chemistry control can be identified immediately with the continuous monitoring of the corrosion rate.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Two treatment effects of HhGH that were not significantly influenced by baseline status were body weight and hip size.
Side effects for Xenical are relative to the amount of your fat intake.
The effects of hormone therapy on glucose tolerance in male to female transgender patients have not been specifically addressed in the medical literature.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Side effects of any anabolic steroid depend on the extent to which receptors on target cells are stimulated.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The same effects are also checked through the Sarvatobadhra Chakra and it was proved that the market fluctuations in respective of bullion and stock share were in consonance with the cosmic laws and astrological percepts.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

It is a change that effects agents for the better though as we are only people that use Stigmas and having a gun that can do other then Projectile damage could be usefull against certain mobs etc.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Topological effects are incorporated into epidemiological models by representing individuals as nodes and their contacts as lines connecting the nodes.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The effects of intact whey protein versus casein were not reproduced by the amino acid mixtures simulating these proteins.
Effects of habitat differences and artificial manipulations of environment on spermatozoal morphology and motility are also investigated.
The effects of physical activity and body size on individuals with specific polymorphisms that predispose them to prostate cancer also should be examined.
 
 
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