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Topic: Medication Side Effects

Related:
  Side    Medication  
  Effects    Side effects of drugs  
  Side Effects of This Medicine    Side effects of chemotherapy  
  Side effects of steroid    Drug Companies Prescription Drugs Side Effects  
  Paxil Side Effects    Side effects of Prozac  
  Ritalin side effects    Side effect from Prednisone  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal,  Easily addicted
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs,  Sleepwalking sleepwalker,  Sleeping
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart,  Teeth
Medical note(s):Taking Valium,  Taking Prozac,  Taking Viagra
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Taking Drugs,  Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"A watched pot never boils"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

While most side effects of prescription medications for obesity are mild, serious complications have been reported.
Side effects of the medications used to treat thyroid diseases can also cause hair loss problems.
Although these side effects should weigh in therapeutic decisions, the overall contribution of medications and diagnostic procedures to cancer incidence is small.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Medications create added stresses by creating side effects and imbalances in bodily systems as they are directed at specific problems or diagnoses.
Elderly patients are at particular risk for side effects of medications due to decreased efficiency of metabolism resulting in drugs remaining in their systems longer.
Acupuncture therapy is generally used when medications are not working or are having side effects and when surgery is not feasible.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Glaucoma medications can have side effects.
Medications can cause side effects that resemble intoxication.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

No unexpected side effects related to the study medications have been noted.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Some medications used to treat other serious tissue diseases such as lupus and rheumatoid arthritis have been used in cases of severe chronic urticaria but these drugs also have unwanted side effects.
All medications may have undesirable side effects and allergic reactions may result from any medication.
Side effects are most common in the elderly and people taking blood thinning medication or steroids.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Donnie Woodberry
2005-02-05 17:28:03
I was severly burned as a child when I was 14 years old had a long stay in the hospital and was given steroids, would this cause me to be sterile , where I could not get a woman pregnant?
From:
Tracey
2005-09-16 11:14:19
How many days does valiums stay in immune system? what are some long term effects of exctasy pills?
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