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Topic: Effects of Steroids

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Appearance:

Muscular

Personality:

Easily addicted, Nervous

Dream job(s):

Drug dealer

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs

Favorite body part(s):

Lungs

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding, Working out at the gym

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Carl Lewis (sprinter)

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Medical note(s):

Undergoing therapy, Uses laxatives, Taking weight loss pills

Worst habit(s):

Taking Ecstasy, Taking Drugs, Smoking Marijuana

Favorite quote(s):

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin

Expert Talk

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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Steroids are often given to patients along with one or more anticancer drugs and appear to help to control the effects of the disease on the body.
Although steroids are a standard treatment for asthma, they may induce significant side effects in individuals who require their long-term use.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Anabolic Steroids and Performance The effects of anabolic steroids on physical performance are unclear.
Anabolic steroids may block the effects of hormones such as cortisol involved in tissue breakdown during and after exercise.
Since Clenbuterol is not a hormone compound it has no side effects typical of anabolic steroids For this reason it is also liked by women.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The beneficial effects of steroids on the underlying disease may partially offset the detrimental effects on bone.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

However, these steroids are not the same as those that are sometimes abused by athletes or as the drugs than can produce side effects in people who need to take steroid tablets for years at a time.
BECAUSE anabolic steroids are modelled on male hormones they can have a masculinising effect on the body.
Effects of sex steroids on plasma total homocysteine levels: a study in transsexual males and females.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The nasal steroids are one of the medicines that definitely have a long term cumulative effect and must be taken on a regular basis.
Side effects are most common in the elderly and people taking blood thinning medication or steroids.
Birth control - Steroids effect the body with aggressive thinning of the skin for years after discontinuing the prescibtion.

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