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Topic: Egg

Related:
  Easter Egg    Chicken Egg  
  Egg White    Green Eggs  
  Egg Rolls    Egg Salad  
  Scrambled Eggs    Egg Cup  
  Egg Donor    Egg Noodles  
  Egg Drop    Egg Donation  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Easter Bunny,  Martha Stewart
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine
Dream job(s):Farmer
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite book(s):"In the Kitchen with Rosie" by Rosie Daley
Favorite food(s):Bacon and eggs,  Meat and potatoes,  Sausage rolls
Favorite animal(s):Wasps
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Favorite drink(s):Sake,  Milk,  Lemonade
Favorite time of year:Spring,  Easter,  Thanksgiving
Favorite quote(s):"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

The eggs are also striking a chord with an introspective America searching for spiritual expression and comfort.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Eggs are well poached, their bulbous spheres resting on narrow slices of chorizo sausage.
Eggs coated in mayonnaise served with a crisp fresh salad 2.
Eggs are oviposited singly or in clusters, and are generally laid directly on the larval food source.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Eggs of reptiles come in all different sizes and shapes to best accommodate the size and shape of the offspring.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Eggs are gathered from nesting sites high in the remote areas of the islands and brought to the facility for care and nurturing, the baby tortoises eventually repatriated to help manage the dwindling populations and ensure their survival.
The eggs are to be found in nests situated throughout the woodland from ground level to 40ft.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Eggs are fertilised in the Fallopian tubes by sperm, and then moved to the ovary by way of cilia.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Easter eggs are hidden features embedded in programs by software developers as a means of expressing their creativity and listing the credits for work performed on a development project.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Summer eggs are carried in the brood chamber at least until they hatch and in some species until they are sexually mature and have young of their own.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Eggs are then removed using an ultrasound guided needle and immediately mixed with the partner's sperm or with donor sperm.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The eggs are packed in cartons of one dozen eggs each; cartons are placed in crates that hold 20 cartons each.
 
 
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