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Topic: Egg Rolls

Related:
  Roll    Egg  
  Rock and Roll    Rock 'n' Roll  
  Easter Egg    Chicken Egg  
  Roll Call    Egg White  
  Paper Rolls    Green Eggs  
  Let's Roll    Rolls Royce  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Easter Bunny,  Ingrid Bergman
Appearance:Overweight
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine
Favorite Card Game(s):Cheat
Favorite food(s):Sausage rolls,  Sushi,  Bacon and eggs
Likes to wear:Vinyl
Favorite sport(s):Motor car racing
Favorite movie(s):Indiana Jones
Favorite drink(s):Sake,  Orange Juice
Favorite time of year:Thanksgiving,  Summer
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare
Worst habit(s):Belching
Favorite quote(s):"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction." - General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)
 
 
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Frosted Amber Egg rolls away from the rest of the clutch.
Place some egg crates or paper towel rolls into their container so they can hide during the day.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

When fall rolls around you can usually begin to find the females showing signs of a fattening belly due to eggs.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Egg pasta rolls filled with chicken, ricotta, mushrooms, spinach and basil topped with creamy tomato sauce.
Egg pasta rolls filled with artichokes, ricotta, mushrooms and basil topped with sun-dried tomato sauce.
Egg pasta rolls filled with diced grilled vegetables and ricotta topped with tomato vegetable sauce.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Discarded Bandage Egg rolls away from the rest of the clutch.
Crimson Flicker Egg rolls away from the rest of the clutch.
Silken Smoke Egg rolls away from the rest of the clutch.
Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

Oriental Style Egg Rolls with dipping sauce.
Five tiny egg rolls held ground crab along with cream cheese and scallions.
Egg rolls are filled with vegetables and tofu.
 
 
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