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In the News - 4 Jul: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Elan Pharmaceuticals

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

HotJobs.com

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Currently has on their coffee table:

Time magazine, New Scientist

Dream job(s):

Drug dealer, CEO, Nurse

Education:

Post-graduate

Favorite body part(s):

Skin

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs

Interest(s):

Chemistry

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Cloning themselves

Medical note(s):

Taking Valium, Taking Prozac, Produces Anthrax in their basement

Worst habit(s):

Taking Drugs, Wasting money, Smoking Marijuana

Favorite quote(s):

"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

It stole the top-spot from the pharmaceutical firm Elan whose shares lost three-quarters of their value in a week after Enron-inspired fears over its accounting practices.
Elan is a leading worldwide specialty pharmaceutical company, with its principal research and manufacturing facilities located in Ireland, the United States and Israel.
Wells had similar responsibilities with Elan, and has more than 20 years of pharmaceutical industry experience.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

MyoblocTM (Elan Pharmaceuticals) is toxin type B.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Elan is claiming that the foundation owes it a portion of licence fees received from licensing the patented mice to commercial pharmaceutical companies.
Elan Pharmaceutical Technologies Bord na M na Energy Division ESB F S Alcatel Irish Cable Ltd.
Prior to Elan, she held high level positions in sales and marketing with Dura Pharmaceuticals, which was purchased by Elan in 2000, and with both Watson Pharmaceuticals and Aventis.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

For example, the antibody against AP made by Elan Pharmaceuticals near San Francisco makes plaques in mouse brains vanish.

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