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Topic: State Election

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

George W Bush, Al Gore, Hillary Clinton

Politics:

Democrat, Republican, Conservative

Dream job(s):

President of the United States, Bus Driver, Tax Collector

Education:

None, Post-graduate

Favorite book(s):

"Stupid White Men" by Michael Moore

Favorite great leader(s):

Margaret Thatcher

Interest(s):

Politics

Membership(s):

Natural Law Party, National Rifle Association, Electronic Frontier Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Referrals from the State Board of Elections increased dramatically in this fiscal year.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The results of the state elections in Lower Saxony were significantly influenced by the plebiscite in regard to the SPD candidates for chancellor.
State Elections Commission President Aurelio Gracia Morales came out in favor Wednesday of extending the statute of limitations for Election Law violations.
The Slovak elections are scheduled just weeks before the alliance decides on accepting new member states at a summit in Prague on Nov.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The State Elections Board has completed developing an automated system for the electronic filing of campaign finance disclosure statements.
The State Elections Board has determined that these two packages will meet the needs of the current rule regarding the electronic filing of campaign finance reports.
The state courts are given exclusive original jurisdiction of contested elections and of mandamus proceedings to compel party officers to perform their statutory duties.

Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

In the elections of 1884 and 1892 the Republican nominees lost the three swing states and went down to defeat.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

If elections are held under this environment, it is clear that the victory of those elections will go to those forces in Palestine that present the most extreme positions vis a vis the peace process, Israel and the United States.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The State Board of Elections unanimously overruled a hearing officer's decision and threw the statewide Libertarian candidates off the ballot Tuesday.
There are judicial precedents in Florida and throughout the United States that say the judiciary will not overturn elections for the reasons Democrats are asserting in Palm Beach County.
Most Southern states are a given for the party in Presidential elections and no one is more reliably Republican than Southern white males in Presidential elections.

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