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Topic: Electronic Test Equipment

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

James Watt

Favorite possession(s):

Power tools, Mobile phone, Wiretap kit

Favorite activity(s):

Taking IQ tests

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite great thinker(s):

Ampere, Gabriel Fahrenheit, Archimedes

Interest(s):

Physics, Science, Computers

Likes to wear:

Digital watch, Vinyl

Listens to:

AC/DC

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer, Being normal

Favorite quote(s):

"All truth passes through three stages. First , it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." - Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Policy Electronics has the experience and facilities to refurbish many types of automated test equipment.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Electronic Test Equipment and Ignition Troubleshooting for OMC, Mercury and Chrysler/Force.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Policy Electronics employs Test Application Engineers with industry experience on a variety of test equipment.
Test and Measurement Hire Limited employ technical experts in the field of instrumentation, electronics and electrical equipment.
Electronic test equipment will be demonstrated and students will practice troubleshooting simple circuits.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Select and operate electronic test equipment and software test routines during troubleshooting and repair operations on computer hardware and software systems.
Test Equipment Corporation rents, leases, and sells new and refurbished electronic test and measurement equipment.
RS Electronics is a major broad-line distributor of electronics components, test and measurement equipment, and electrical products.

User Talk

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