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Topic: Elephant Man

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Laurel & Hardy
Currently has on their coffee table:National Geographic
Politics:Animal rights
Favorite author(s):Ernest Hemingway
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite animal(s):Elephant,  Tiger,  Tiger
Favorite great leader(s):Hannibal,  Alexander the Great
Favorite royal(s):King Shaka Zulu
Favorite movie(s):The Bridge on the River Kwai
Listens to:Janet Jackson
Favorite destination(s):India
Worst habit(s):Belching
Membership(s):World Wildlife Fund
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The only difference is that elephants are vegetarians and Mayer's diet was his fellow man.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

The third blind man walked forward and ran straight into the elephant's side, whereupon he pronounced that, "The elephant is really a big wall.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Save the Elephants, a registered charity, is devoted to securing a future for Africa's elephants, sustaining the beauty and ecological integrity of the places where they live and developing a tolerant relationship between man and elephant through wildlife conservation.
They tended to worship entities more powerful than man, such as elephants and lions, to both ward off their danger and to identify with their greater power.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

After Abis Mal accidentally drinks a potion that would make him able to juggle elephants before it is completed it turns into a hairy ape man.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Ganesh is easy to spot because he has an elephant's head: legend has it that Siva, on returning from a long trip, discovered Parvati in her room with a young man, and without thinking he lopped the man's head off.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Elephants' bones have been found, dating back to the time when this was primeval forest, as well as crude boats, gouged out of tree trunks by early man.
When learning of the plight of turtles, rhinos and elephants due to man's abuse, it had a profound and emotive effect on expressing his art.
This is the elephant country, boasting some of the largest populations in the world and it is also the home to mans’ closest relative the chimpanzee now so rarely seen in the world.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Chyntia can adaptation very good with another elephants, plays with them very well and still being friendly with every keeper and man that close with her before.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

The "elephant man" (John MerricK) of 19th century England who was thought to have had neurofibromatosis probably had Proteus syndrome.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

A rise in human population in and around the areas where elephants live has led to the loss of habitat for them leading to frequent man-animal conflicts.
 
 
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