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Topic: Elephant mating

Related:
  Mating    Elephant  
  African Elephant    Elephant Seal  
  Elephant Man    Baby Elephant  
  White Elephant    Asian elephant  
  Pink Elephant    Elephant Ear  
  Sea Elephants    Animal Mating  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Santa Claus
Favorite possession(s):Pack of cubans
Favorite era(s):Prehistoric times
Favorite TV show(s):Saturday Night Live,  Strangers with Candy
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Favorite animal(s):Dolphin,  Elephant,  Penguin
Favorite great leader(s):Hannibal
Favorite great thinker(s):Richard Dawkins,  Charles Darwin
Interest(s):Geneology
Favorite movie(s):Full Metal Jacket
Likes to wear:Army uniforms
Favorite sportsperson(s):Joe DiMaggio (baseball)
Worst habit(s):Belching,  Farting in public
Favorite quote(s):"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker
 
 
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Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Elephant Seals will go without food for three months during the mating season.
 
 
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illango
2005-09-03 13:59:25
elephant mating
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