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Topic: Larry Ellison

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

HotJobs.com

Most admires:

Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Steve Jobs

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company, Mac Today

Dream job(s):

CEO

Favorite activity(s):

Reading horoscopes

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Interest(s):

Computers, Numerology, Astrology

Favorite movie(s):

The Matrix

Favorite philosopher(s):

Socrates, Plato

Favorite quote(s):

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

At LinuxWorld this past July, Larry Ellison proclaimed that by year-end, all internal business systems at Oracle would be running on Linux clusters , proving that Linux is not just a passing fancy.
When it released Oracle IIi in March 2000 the world learned that Larry Ellison had never used on Oracle product to run his business.
Larry Ellison's idea of the netPC as client to a corporate distributed application and data environment didn't really make it in the marketplace.

John Fielding,
CEO

Finally, regarding Larry Ellison at Oracle (who �hauled in $706 million last year�): He has created direct employment for 40,000 and gives $50 million a year to his medical foundation, to be increased to $100 million.
Oracle Chief Executiv e and Chairman Larry Ellison and Charles Giancarlo, senior vice president of Cisco Systems, both addressed the group Thursday.
Oracle Corporation Larry Ellison has been CEO of Oracle Corporation since he founded the company in 1977.

Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Larry Ellison's Oracle BMW Racing team was one of those who went out from the Viaduct Basin to the blaring of ships' horns in the morning only to return without having struck a blow in anger against the team which has assumed the role of dark horse in this series, the Swedish Victory Challenge.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

The president of Oracle, Larry Ellison, was seen on the television show 60-Minutes talking about his use of Feng Shui experts for his home and for his company offices.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

None of the pundits predicted it, but Larry Ellison's Oracle BMW Racing team suffered an unexpected blow when they lost their sixth race in the irst round of the Louis Vuitton Cup to Britain's GBR Challenge.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

And Oracle chairman and CEO Larry Ellison will talk up recent enhancements for high-end performance, reliability, and manageability that it has made to the latest Linux version of the Oracle9i database.
Larry Ellison, Oracle CEO: "We need a national ID card with our photograph and thumbprint digitized and embedded in the ID card.
Oracle Chairman Larry Ellison has been leading the cheers for a national ID card and the linking of governnment databases.

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