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Topic: Em

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Abflexer(tm),  Mobile phone,  Pack of cubans
Most admires:Carmen Miranda,  Michael Jackson,  Ricky Martin
Dream job(s):Police Officer
Favorite book(s):"Dracula" by Bram Stocker
Favorite great leader(s):Primo de Rivera,  Otto von Bismarck
Favorite royal(s):Catherine Medicis
Likes to wear:Afro
Favorite sport(s):Mountain climbing
Favorite destination(s):Spain,  France,  Europe
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone
Listens to:Guns N Roses
Favorite quote(s):
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Many EMS doctors feel that chronic EMS symptoms are either due to depression or fibromyalgia, and both of these illnesses may respond to treatment.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

EMS are currently being implemented on a large scale to facilitate the self-regulatory approach where industry has assumed responsibility for achieving agreed upon environmental goals, or as an alternative to existing command and control regulations.
An EMS enables an organization to control the environmental aspects and impacts of its activities, products and services by establishing targets and objectives related to identified environmental management goals.
The EMS Assistant Safety Officer reports to the Incident Safety Officer and is authorized to stop any unsafe activity being performed by personnel assigned to the EMS Branch.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

EmPower for EMS is a set of tools I developed that allows EMS installations to tap the power of the Synergy Report Writer, yet remain transparent to end users.
EMS SATCOM Fleet 55 provides 64kbps ISDN connectivity at sea.
Spartanburg EMS also has a career ladder in place for its employees that allows EMS paramedics to plan out their advancement through the ranks at Spartanburg EMS.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

The public is invited to pay tribute to those police officers and EMS personal who have lost their lives in the line of duty in commemoration of National Police Week.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Chase EMS warranties our workmanship for one year excluding failures due to design problems or consigned components.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

About 300 EMS-induced mutants affecting behavior and morphology have been characterized and about one hundred genes have been defined.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

I think all EMS people compared to the toxic oil people are probably doing a little less well because the toxic oil had less horrible systemic features than the EMS people had.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

We are dispatched as first responders to most EMS calls when we are closer than the ambulance or medic unit or if a medic unit is unavailable.
 
 
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