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In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: PAID TO READ EMAIL

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Themselves

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Good point(s):

Honest

Currently has on their coffee table:

Sports Illustrated magazine

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Mail carrier

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite book(s):

"How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie

Likes to wear:

Surfie clothing

Favorite sport(s):

Surfing

Listens to:

Favorite online activity(s):

Spamming, eBay Auctions, Chatting on ICQ

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

You will be able to send emails for the remainder of your paid term.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

If User emails a cancellation to us within the first 9 days from the time of account signup, the User will receive a refund of monies paid minus setup fees.
Member must click appropriate web site link in paid emails to earn credit for reading the email advertisement.
Get paid to receive emails and get paid 3 cents to click on links.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

The emails are going out letting people know they will be paid in 72 hours, but it isn't happeneing.

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