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Topic: Email Pen Pal

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite possession(s):

Tiara

Most admires:

Bonnie & Clyde, Jennifer Aniston

Favorite actor(s):

Julia Roberts

Favorite animal(s):

Dog

Currently has on their coffee table:

Wonder Woman comic

Favorite movie(s):

Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

Dream job(s):

Teacher, Dog groomer

Favorite online activity(s):

eBay Auctions, Sending greeting cards

Listens to:

Elvis Presley

Starsign:

Gemini

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Lou Gehrig (baseball)

Education:

Elementary school

Favorite quote(s):

"A friend in need is a friend indeed"
"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Then we become email pals, exchanging ideas on how our skills can reflect your business to the world.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

The two email pals have much in common and share the same sense of humor.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

PALS is an automated email list designed to facilitate the sharing of information among.
You can email Professor Ed Marks for additional information about the Micro Pals program.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The photos will be sent to international pen pals via email and used in multimedia presentations.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I was looking to have more email pals on Valentines day 97 So I went to a penpal site and found an ad I like.
It is your chance to get on TV let people see you and then ask for pen pals ( we will stick your email details on tv and set up an account where people reply to you) and then invite you back to see how things went.
Patrick from the Chinese class made a couple of email pals through the email pal service that he found on the Internet.

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