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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Good point(s):Honest
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Spoilt brat
Currently has on their coffee table:FHM magazine,  Seventeen magazine
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Webmaster,  Mail carrier,  Bus Driver
Favorite TV show(s):Big Brother
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite online activity(s):Spamming,  eBay Auctions,  Sending greeting cards
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Steve Riggins,
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Adult Webmaster

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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

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Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

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Internet Entrepeneur

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Internet Marketer

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