Ask the Brain! :)

In the News - 7 Sep: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Email Web

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Counter Strike

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Building websites, Spamming

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

These web pages have been created with this equipment and children have exchanged emails with pupils in other project schools.

John Fielding,
CEO

Email and web site outreach can be integrated for maximum effectiveness as evangelistic outreach tools.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Email addresses for individual developers can be found on the SourceForge web site.
All email and web pages will still be accessed from your current site until propagation is complete.
All email and Web pages will still be accessed from your current site.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Sprout provides web site and email hosting services for Irish business on Windows NT and 2000 servers.
Email functionality has become an important part of our web hosting service offered to our clients.
Web hosting and email services have been donated by the Network Technology Corporation.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Web addresses sent to you in an email will show up as Hyper Text so all you have to do is click on them and your web browser will be activated to go to that site.
You are not permitted to use your Web hosting account or email alias to send unsolicited commercial email.
Your web page will contain your contact information and customers will be able to send you emails or call you on the telephone or contcat you at your postal address.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Email and Web Forwarding are supplied as standard.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

Unknown column 'dec_s' in 'where clause'SELECT str_name, dt, str_comment, dt FROM comments WHERE kpg = 'email web' AND (dec_s IS NULL OR dec_s > 0.06)

Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Pass this on!

Got a friend into Email Web? Show them this!

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.