Ask the Brain The World's First Computer-Generated Encyclopedia Computer Generated Encyclopaedia

 Ask the Brain! :)
Ok "Brain", what's the deal with ?
 
   In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds  Mitt Romney  Rupert Murdoch  Santa Claus  Pearl Harbor  
 
 
 

Topic: Emergency

Related:
  Emergency Services    Emergency Medical  
  Emergency Management    Emergency Room  
  Emergency Response    Emergency Medicine  
  Emergency Preparedness    State Emergency  
  Emergency Medical Services    Emergency Contraception  
  Emergency Vehicle    Federal Emergency Management Agency  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Hunger Site
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Appearance:Intimidating
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Soldier,  Bus Driver
Favorite TV show(s):ER
Favorite body part(s):Teeth,  Heart
Favorite animal(s):Rottweiler,  Bird
Interest(s):Travelling
Ultimate fantasy(s):Making the world a better place
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent,  Undergoing therapy
Membership(s):World Vision
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

This ensures that you can rest comfortably knowing that all emergencies will be addressed promptly by one of our property management professionals.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

During recent emergencies, many separated children have been spontaneously fostered, either by members of their community of origin or by members of the local community in a country of asylum.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Provide prompt and accurate information regarding local emergencies to appropriate Commonwealth and local officials and agencies and the general public.
An Executive Committee ought to restrict itself to acting in true emergencies between board meetings and to the careful preparation of a useful and meaningful agenda for the board meetings.
Staff are only authorized to enter student rooms in order to respond to emergencies and in order to conduct official business such as room inspections or to make repairs.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

An undesirable perception of rectal medications in seizure emergencies does not appear to be limited by patient acceptance.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

If you want to keep them open for unexpected emergencies call the credit card company and ask them to lower your credit card.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Engine emergencies and malfunctions can be thoroughly trained in the simulator to maximize the opportunity for candidates to experience real failures and over temperatures situations.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Every year thousands of motorists stranded by roadside emergencies are injured or killed by oncoming traffic because of limited visibility.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

When the firefighters are not responding to emergencies their duties include general station, equipment and apparatus maintenance and fire safety inspections at all city businesses.
Deferred emergencies where the pilot knows, suspects or has an instrument reading showing something wrong with the aircraft send men to predesignated positions along the runway but often their efforts end in a dry run.
DFID responds to humanitarian emergencies by providing bilateral and multilateral assistance.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Name:


Protection code:

 
 
 Pass this on!
Your friends really should know a little more about Emergency, don't you think?

Your Name:
Friend's Email1: eg. friend1@hotmail.com
Friend's Email2: (optional)
Friend's Email3: (optional)
Friend's Email4: (optional)
Friend's Email5: (optional)
 
 
Contact Us | What is AskTheBrain? | Terms and Conditions
Feel free to link to this page.

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.
Copyright Rapid Intelligence 2003. All Rights Reserved.