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Topic: Roux en Y

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Roux En

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Penis

Appearance:

Overweight

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Dream job(s):

Nurse

Favorite TV show(s):

MASH

Favorite body part(s):

Heart, Eyes, Teeth

Favorite computer game(s):

Deus Ex

Favorite sport(s):

Watching TV

Starsign:

Libra

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Medical note(s):

Heart attack imminent, Taking weight loss pills, Has cancer

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Worst habit(s):

Belching

Favorite quote(s):

"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

Expert Talk

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The operative procedure which will be employed in these patients consists of a Roux-en-Y gastric bypass.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Outcomes after laparoscopic Roux-en-Y gastric bypass for morbid obesity.
The Roux-en-Y Gastric Bypass is currently accepted as the "gold standard" in the surgical treatment of clinically severe obesity.
These surgeries are referred to as Gastric Bypass, Roux en-Y, Laparoscopic Gastric Bypass, and Laparoscopic Adjustable Gastric Banding.

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