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Topic: Encyclopedia medical online

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Oprah Winfrey

Favorite possession(s):

Abflexer(tm), Dictionary

Appearance:

Muscular

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine, Dog World magazine

Favorite board game(s):

Scrabble

Favorite food(s):

Vegetarian

Favorite book(s):

World Almanac
"American Spelling Book" by Noah Webster

Favorite animal(s):

Dog

Likes to wear:

Leash

Favorite sport(s):

Working out at the gym, Bodybuilding, Running

Favorite online activity(s):

Sending greeting cards

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research." - Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Entries can include online encyclopedias, road maps, foreign language instruction, medical handbooks, and more.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

An exciting health, fitness and wellness subscription portal with personalized online diets, personalized workouts, a virutal trainer, 10,000 page medical encyclopedia and hundreds of experts.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Online Medical Dictionary Merriam Webster's Medical Taber's Medical Dictionary World Book Medical Encyclopedia

User Talk

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2004-11-05 08:47:10

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