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Topic: End Times

Related:
  End    First Time  
  Time    New York Times  
  Day Time    Part time  
  Just in time    Real Time  
  Time Change    Date Time  
  Good Times    Until The End Of Time  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Nostradamus
Appearance:Overweight
Good point(s):Patient
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Religion(s):Christian - Evangelical,  Mormon
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Ultimate fantasy(s):Destroying Civilization
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Recovery Time and Lifestyle Changes Most of the side affects of chemotherapy will improve in a few days or weeks after treatment ends.
Meal times start off pretty quiet with everyone spending time getting food into them and as the meal ends we start to chat.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Caleb ends the service in a very moving time of worship where he leads the group of children in spontaneous worship dance.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

The Scale watcher is installed by turning a signal cable ten times around the pipe and plugging both ends into the control unit.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

If the time ends on 58 or 59 seconds Windows Explorer rounds up to the full minute, even on FAT32 or NTFS.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

They are open to children from the time that maternity leave ends until the children reach the age of 6.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Often times end users can’t afford the high costs associated with having top of the line hardware and software.
Mark Harris,
Priest

The pastor ends up being sacrificed for problems he did not know about and had nothing to do with at the time he accepted the church.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

It is time to remind ourselves: what defines terrorism is the use of violence against the innocent, to achieve political or ideological or religious ends.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Cronin Time to check in on Bob Dylan as he rolls along on another leg of his Tour that Never Ends.
At times the musical disorder ends up sounding slightly sloppy, but all at once gives the whole thing an arty feel.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Times are toughest for almost 1 million long-term unemployed whose benefits end Dec.
 
 
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