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Topic: Free People Search Engines

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Bondage kit

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Appearance:

Overweight

Intelligence:

Intelligent

Politics:

Apathetic

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Private Detective

Favorite body part(s):

Fists

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite religious figure(s):

The Prophet Mohammed

Favorite animal(s):

Greyhound

Interest(s):

Voyeurism

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding a job, Joining the WWF

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Happiness is good health and a bad memory." - Ingrid Bergman (1917-1982)
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

All bigger search engines list sites for free (again), and there will be no change in future, because people want the search engines to show the most relevant sites first, not the most-paying sites.
This is a free program that uses information from pay per click search engines to find keywords that people are actually searching for.
A free service provided to help people register with the top 12 search engines and check that particular search engines know about your site.

User Talk

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From:
michele,lemmonds
2004-11-19 15:07:20

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