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Topic: Free Search Engine Submit

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Bondage kit

Good point(s):

Patient, Humble

Intelligence:

Intelligent

Currently has on their coffee table:

Time magazine, Cat Fancy magazine

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Education:

Post-graduate

Favorite TV show(s):

The Craft

Favorite body part(s):

Fists

Favorite book(s):

World Almanac

Favorite religious figure(s):

The Prophet Mohammed

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Joining the WWF

Favorite drink(s):

Bourbon

Favorite time of year:

Ramadan

Favorite quote(s):

"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." - Alan Kay
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates (1955-)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Search Innovation can submit your website for free to the major Search Engines!

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

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