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Topic: Search Engine

Related:
  Search    Engine  
  Site Search Engine    Web search engines  
  Search Engines and Directories    Web Site Search Engine  
  Search Engine Optimization    Search Engine Submission  
  Top Search Engine    Other search engines  
  Internet search engines    Search Engine Ranking  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara,  Anna Kournikova
Intelligence:Intelligent
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite Card Game(s):Poker
Favorite book(s):World Almanac
Favorite animal(s):Poodle
Interest(s):Business,  Computers
Likes to wear:Sumo belt
Favorite sport(s):Table Tennis,  Racquetball,  Tennis
Favorite sportsperson(s):Steffi Graff (tennis),  Venus Williams (tennis)
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites
Favorite quote(s):"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"Happiness is good health and a bad memory." - Ingrid Bergman (1917-1982)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Search engines can have influence on increasing revenue or reducing cost.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Search engines change all the time and we keep up to date with these changes to ensure the submittal process is as efficient as possible.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Search Engines Commander is capable of hiding your optimized webpage completely from human browser and thus prevent your optimized webpage HTML code being plagiarized.
Search engines You can search for information that is on the World Wide Web using a search engine in much the same way as you would use the Library catalogue to locate a book.
Search Engines are programmed to look for keywords and other coded Meta tags and then return to the computer from where they were sent.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Search engines are the leading way users in the United Kingdom locate web sites.
Search engines are electronic, directories are usually human-controlled.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Search Engines store web site addresses and keywords in their database.
Search engines are now able to calculate the amount of time a surfer spends on your site after finding your link on a search.
Other search engines need high optimized meta tags to rank your site high.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Most search engines are plural sensitive and return different results for a query in singular as opposed to the same query in plural.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Search engines relating to LDS gospel and doctrinal information.
 
 
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From:
Misty
2005-02-06 19:28:18
I want to know where the speed odometer cable is located?
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