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Topic: Web search engines

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Che Guevara, Anna Kournikova

Intelligence:

Intelligent

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite book(s):

World Almanac

Favorite animal(s):

Poodle

Interest(s):

Business, Computers

Likes to wear:

Sumo belt

Favorite sport(s):

Table Tennis, Tennis, Racquetball

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Steffi Graff (tennis), Venus Williams (tennis)

Favorite quote(s):

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Pure search engines add Web site pages to their databases automatically based on user submissions.
Major search engines maintain huge databases of web sites that users can search by typing in some text.
Search engines use mathematical algorithms to rank web pages.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Search Engines Including your web site in both major and minor directories and search engines is pivotal to your success.
Search engines, Web directories list preparations and approvals.
Search engines are constantly locating sites all over the World Wide Web and cataloging them for their content.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Search Engines and Directories are what people use on the internet for find web sites providing the service or product that they are looking for.
Search engines are special web servers which use programs called Spiders to index all of the information in your web site.
Search engines and search indexes use your meta tags to find your web site.

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