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Topic: Engineers

Related:
  Software Engineer    Professional Engineers  
  Corps of Engineers    Electrical and Electronics Engineers  
  Civil Engineers    Network Engineer  
  Mechanical Engineers    Army Corps of Engineers  
  Engineer Job    Electronics Engineers  
  Chemical Engineers    Consulting Engineers  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Henry Ford,  Bill Gates,  Steve Jobs
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist,  Car and Driver magazine
Dream job(s):Soldier,  Interior decorator,  CEO
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite era(s):The future
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite great thinker(s):Alfred Nobel
Interest(s):Physics,  Computers
Starsign:Capricorn
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job
Membership(s):Trade union
Favorite quote(s):"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." - Alan Kay
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Mechanical engineers are also essential to the operation of many other industries ranging from oil exploration and production to electronics-based equipment.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Our engineers can undertake noise surveys and assessments to enable clients to comply in full with present and future regulations.
Corps of Engineers was directed to complete an engineering survey of the Tennessee River to determine the feasibility of establishing complete river navigability.
Our engineers and scientists have been providing practical solutions to air quality management problems for government and industrial clients for more than 20 years.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Aerospace engineers are also experimenting with the methods to increase food production on large spacecraft and on Moon or Mars bases.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Research Engineers is a world leader in the development and distribution of cost efficient leading edge PC based civil and structural engineering software solutions for the architectural survey construction transportation utility and animation industries.
RCA engineers are constantly at work developing the kinds of products that will revolutionize entertainment, information and communication.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

PC field engineers are qualified by field experience and laboratory training to recommend and service all PC products.
Our trained Engineers are available for installing and commissioning equipment to our customers satisfaction.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Chemical engineers are often well suited for graduate school in programs that may not have associated undergraduate degrees, such as biomedical or environmental engineering.
Engineers apply the theories and principles of science and mathematics to research and develop economical solutions to technical problems.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Engineers presently are at the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan, loading the Progress with supplies and equipment destined for use by the first resident crew of the ISS scheduled to arrive in the fall.
 
 
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