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Topic: Software Engineering

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Personality:

Analytical

Dream job(s):

CEO, Interior decorator, Webmaster

Education:

Post-graduate

Favorite era(s):

The future

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Interest(s):

Computers, Business, Science

Favorite great thinker(s):

Ada Lovelace, Alan Turing

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

A design engineering software company managed to get acquired by a large engineering consulting company without ever putting the acquiring company in touch with any of its customers.
MANAGEMENT - Software engineering managers and leaders shall subscribe to and promote an ethical approach to the management of software development and maintenance.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Software Engineering Institute (SEI) CMM and CMMi software process assessments Assessments typically last longer and are more subjective than audits.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Software engineering is actively developing methodologies for software reuse based on components, design patterns and software architectures.
A software engineering environment that supports the incremental engineering and maintenance of large application systems, driven by domain knowledge, semantics, captured designs and automation.
DiSTI is an engineering and software development company that can provide a wide range of services to support development of distributed simulation and real time visual applications.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Software Engineering Institute (SEI) CMM and CMMi software process assessments Software development organizations face unique challenges.
Trident software is available directly through Martec, or through reseller partners including Proteus Engineering in the United States and Design Systems and Technologies in Europe.
MAP Engineering combines production quality software development techniques with mechanical engineering to create affordable software products and applications.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Engineering Equipment: Software development on networked Windows NT Systems with UPS power.
Desktop Engineering For engineering professionals in all major manufacturing and process industries who use and specify the purchase of computer software and systems.
Macadamian is a software engineering and consulting firm that specializes in helping software and hardware companies develop new products.

User Talk

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