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Topic: New England Journal of Medicine

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Lungs,  Skin
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian
Interest(s):Sex education
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Infected with HIV
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

A report published in the New England Journal of Medicine emphasises on the need for implementation of national guidelines regarding physician diagnosis and decisions for heart patients.
John Fielding,
CEO

This is the reaction to a study that appears in the November 25th (1999) issue of New England Journal of Medicine (NEJM) that compares the survival rates of for-profit and non-profit dialysis centers.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

A study to be published in Thursday's New England Journal of Medicine found that sporadic vigorous physical exercise may actually increase risk of sudden death from cardiac causes.
A new study just published in the New England Journal of Medicine has found that even the inhaled steroids can cause osteoporosis.
In 1996 a study published by the New England Journal of Medicine, a group of patients with moderate to severe heart failure were given growth hormone every other day for three months.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The New England Journal of Medicine recently released a study on Simvastatin and Niacin, Antioxidant Vitamins, or the Combination for the Prevention of Coronary Disease.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

British Researchers Find Standard Scuba Mouthpieces Potentially Hazardous A new study completed by researchers in England and reported in the British Journal of Sports Medicine found that standard design mouthpieces used by scuba divers are potentially dangerous.
Boston, Massachusetts based Journal of New England Medicine has published some very insightful studies with statistics that have been the subject of medical malpractice and other health related articles.
New England Journal of Medicine (NEJM)- Risk of oral cancer can be predicted by the DNA content cells of oral leukoplakia, the most common premalignant lesion of the oral cavity.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

In a study published in The New England Journal of Medicine , they say that the germs they pick up from other kids at day care or from older siblings can help prevent the development of asthma and frequent wheezing later in childhood.
The New England Journal of Medicine published a study in 1997 in which it indicated that children taking anti-inflammatory and steroid drugs (such as cortisone) experienced a reduced rate of growth.
In the New England Journal of Medicine July 1994 issue a study found that over 80% of children under 5 years of age who had contracted whooping cough had been fully vaccinated.
 
 
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