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Topic: New England Journal

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Suicidal,  Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Lungs,  Skin
Favorite great leader(s):Alexander the Great
Interest(s):Sex education
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Has cancer,  Infected with HIV
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana,  Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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John Fielding,
CEO

The New England Journal of Medicine, America's most prestigious, recently confessed, to its chagrin, that some of its contributors have turned out to have had undeclared connections with the pharmaceutical industry.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

A report published in the New England Journal of Medicine emphasises on the need for implementation of national guidelines regarding physician diagnosis and decisions for heart patients.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

A New England Journal of Medicine study published in early 2002 showed that poor physical fitness was a better predictor of death than smoking, hypertension, or heart disease.
The New England Journal of Medicine cites that obese children had a BMI at or above the 85th percentile for their age and sex.
The New England Journal of Medicine recently reported on a study that showed the prevalence and persistence of cognitive decline related to coronary-artery bypass graft surgery.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

New England Journal of Medicine 330:1560, 1994) which uses very high doses of steroids given for 4 days each month for 6 months.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The New England Journal of Medicine recently released a study on Simvastatin and Niacin, Antioxidant Vitamins, or the Combination for the Prevention of Coronary Disease.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The New England Journal of Medicine (NEJM) is a weekly general medical journal that publishes new medical research findings, review articles, and editorial opinion on a wide variety of topics of importance to biomedical science and clinical practice.
New England Journal of Medicine (NEJM)- Risk of oral cancer can be predicted by the DNA content cells of oral leukoplakia, the most common premalignant lesion of the oral cavity.
I draw on journals like Science and New England Journal of Medicine to show that scientific articles need not have elaborate mathematics or arcane terminology.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

A new study in the New England Journal of Medicine reports that a new vaccine reduced the incidence of genital herpes disease in women who were previously uninfected with the oral and genital herpes viruses by more than 70 percent.
The New England Journal of Medicine published a study in 1997 in which it indicated that children taking anti-inflammatory and steroid drugs (such as cortisone) experienced a reduced rate of growth.
 
 
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