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Topic: New England Patriots

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Jane Fonda,  Nelson Mandela,  All cheerleaders
Good point(s):Loyal
Currently has on their coffee table:Sports Illustrated magazine
Politics:Nationalist,  Fascist
Favorite activity(s):Trading cards
Favorite great leader(s):Giuseppe Garibaldi
Favorite movie(s):Indiana Jones
Favorite sport(s):American Football,  Football,  Hockey
Favorite sportsperson(s):Larry Bird (basketball),  Hank Aaron (baseball),  Ted Williams (baseball)
Membership(s):Klu Klux Klan
Favorite quote(s):"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
"The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows." - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

The underdog New England Patriots beat the Rams in a game that virtually every expert in America predicted would be a complete blow out in favor of the team from St.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The New England Patriots Team - Some view it as a lazy nature to just fault the entire team when there are so many particular points of low performance by individuals.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Die New England Patriots und die Chicago Bears denken ber einen Trade von Superstar Drew Bledsoe nach.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The New England Patriots will celebrate their 27th season in Smithfield after spending their first 16 years at the University of Massachusetts.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

New England Patriots Strengths : Coaching, coaching and more coaching: Bill Belichick did an unbelievable job with this overachieving group.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

New England Patriots 13 - Miami Dolphins 26 Damien Woody inadvertently summed up the woes of the New England Patriots this week.
New England Patriots wide receiver David Patten misses a catch in front of Oakland Raiders cornerback Tory James in the first quarter, Sunday, Nov.
The New England Patriots win the Super Bowl and the Red Sox win the World Series.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

While this New England Patriots Wide Receiver was at our store signing free Autographs we gave him a quick math test.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

New England Patriots - In an attempt to get him on the field, the Patriots have moved first round pick Richard Seymour from end to Nose tackle.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

New England Patriots 41 - Kansas City Chiefs 38 * Overtime First and foremost was an outstandingly wild game in which overtime would be required to ensure the victor.
New England Patriots 44 - New York Jets 7 The phrase 'public mugging' is stolen from a beating New England put upon the San Diego Chargers several years back.
 
 
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