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Topic: Enterprise Server

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Interest(s):

Computers

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Counter Strike, Quake

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez, Building websites

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

For big enterprise servers, however, attacks that antagonize employees and customers or deny them service altogether are serious issues.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

SQL Server Enterprise Manager allows the performance of simple DTS tasks using the DTS Import and Export Wizards and the DTS Package Designer.
The Enterprise edition is based on the RentalPoint2000SE code base but is powered by MS SQL Server via ADO objects.
Enterprise Edition is the same as the Professional Edition except that it uses the powerful Microsoft SQL Server Version 7 or 2000 Database Engine.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The Enterprise InHouse version is hosted on your servers for enterprise application integration, inhouse customization, security or locally controlled performance.
EMC Symmetrix enterprise storage systems and software will be sold by Fujitsu Technology Solutions and packaged with Primepower servers for open systems enterprise applications.
Scalable Terabyte storage servers optimized for the highest throughput and departmental enterprise servers.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

SQL Server Enterprise Edition can use up to 32 processors and 64 GB of RAM.
This means that enterprises with lots of AS400 servers do not have to sign on to NT or other platforms to manage their AS/400 machines.
SQLData Enterprise/Desktop Servers shipped with a Logic Editor which can be used for defining the field logic very easily.

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