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In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Enterprise Software

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Politics:

Capitalist

Currently has on their coffee table:

Playboy magazine, Fast Company, PC World

Dream job(s):

CEO

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite destination(s):

Hong Kong

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites

Listens to:

Elvis Presley

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation, Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

There is a burgeoning marketplace for sophisticated software packages that schedule airlines and railroads or that optimize supply chains for large manufacturing enterprises.
Enterprises have all along been buying management software, hiring and training network management experts in order to manage IT systems critical for their operations.
ENTERPRISE SOFTWARE: Researched and identified Major Account Executives within the enterprise software industry focused in supply chain management.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Major Enterprise Software Service Deliverables Ongoing Improvement Management: This service begins with a review of the effectiveness of your existing ERP system.
Quovadx software is complemented by the Domain Experts made available to assist in the planning and implementing of your enterprise's solution.
TRADEPAQ software has been implemented by enterprises, banks and logistics service providers in 25 countries.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

River Run Software is an award-winning industry leader in providing complete, web-enabled wireless CRM software solutions to enterprises with mobile workforces.
A Robust Platform for Leading Enterprises SmartOps software solutions are built on a robust technology platform enabling supply chain decision support for enterprises and marketplaces.
KOM NETWORKS is a leading storage software company, providing enterprises and institutions with open storage networking solutions and virtual storage management strategies.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Schaps Enterprises has extensive experience setting up computer networks, installing software, troubleshooting system problems, and more.
Enterprise Software customers and distributors who incorporate our technology into their solutions all benefit from unlimited use plans.
Software is custom designed using Magic Software Enterprises development toolkit.

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