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Topic: Enterprise Storage

Related:
  Storage    Enterprise  
  Data Storage    New Enterprise  
  Enterprise Solutions    Enterprise Application  
  Storage Systems    Free Enterprise  
  File Storage    Storage Space  
  Storage Facility    Storage Tank  

 
 
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Most admires:Bill Gates,  Steve Jobs
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Apple Computer,  Linux box
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Mac Today,  Fast Company
Dream job(s):CEO
Favorite era(s):The future
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
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Favorite online activity(s):Finding warez
Membership(s):Free Software Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Korean enterprises and government have turned to Winsroad to solve their data storage infrastructure design, implementation and management.
Storage Administration Emerges as a Specialty Until recently, it was rare to find someone with the title of storage administrator within enterprises.
John Fielding,
CEO

By automating Exchange storage management via policies, StoreAge SVM Policy Manager for Exchange relieves enterprises and administrators of a great deal of work and worry.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Unisys Storage Sentinel is a complete storage management solution that enables enterprises to maximize the utilization of heterogeneous storage resources while supporting uninterrupted business operations – all from a single console.
StoreAge provides enterprise SAN storage management solutions that centralize the provisioning, performance optimization and protection of storage across heterogeneous hosts and storage devices.
EMC Symmetrix enterprise storage systems and software will be sold by Fujitsu Technology Solutions and packaged with Primepower servers for open systems enterprise applications.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The first includes our enterprise medical image storage and distribution management software bundled with storage management hardware.
Ponoi Private Storage allows enterprises to absolutely protect persistent data from internal or external attack.
 
 
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