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In the News - 8 Sep: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Ontario Ministry of the Environment

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Currently has on their coffee table:

Food & Wine magazine, New Scientist

Politics:

Green

Dream job(s):

Banker, Nurse, Lawyer

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Favorite era(s):

The future

Interest(s):

Law, The weather weather's, Geography

Favorite movie(s):

Erin Brockovich

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading porn

Medical note(s):

Produces Anthrax in their basement

Membership(s):

Greenpeace, World Wildlife Fund

Favorite quote(s):

"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

In 1976 East Canada Section 99s began flying pollution patrols for the Ontario Ministry of the Environment.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

These include regulations for adopting the Ministry of Environment Guideline for Use at Contaminated Sites in Ontario into law, setting up a Contaminated Sites Registry, and designating Qualified Persons who may sign off on site assessments and remediations.
The Ontario Ministry of the Environment required Water Well Monitoring and Telemetry Equipment, Installation Services and a Central Data Management System, to be part of the establishment of a Provincial Groundwater Monitoring Network (PGMN)
A 547 page Step by Step Guideline for Emission Calculation, Record Keeping and Reporting for Airborne Contaminant Discharge was released by the Ontario Ministry of the Environment (MOE) in April 2001.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Accordingly, the Ontario Ministry of the Environment and Energy "MOEE") is concerned with the steadily declining use of refillable carbonated soft drink containers in Ontario.

User Talk

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