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Topic: Epiphone Les Paul

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bonnie & Clyde, Yoko Ono

Favorite author(s):

Victor Hugo

Favorite era(s):

1990s

Favorite activity(s):

Going to the movies

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite actor(s):

Mel Gibson

Favorite composer(s):

Nicolo Paganini

Likes to wear:

Vinyl

Favorite movie(s):

Dead Poets Society

Listens to:

Santana, Van Halen, Radiohead

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being Dolly Parton's slave, Becoming a goth

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Worst habit(s):

Buying top 40 music

Favorite quote(s):

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)

Expert Talk

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Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Epiphone Les Paul standard ( Ebony ) Interest free available!

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

This is what us lefties have been waiting for and it's something I've dreamt about - an outlet that doesn't just humour us and sells more than an Epiphone Les Paul and a Yamaha Pacifica 112.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

He uses both a Gibson Les Paul and a Epiphone semi-acoustic at concerts, and always with heavy gauge strings for a full sound.
BABY les paul - a little epiphone novelty piece / intonation is so so / better if tuned to A instead of E / gig bag included / $149.
For the Gear Heads: Steve's rig is a 1964 Gibson Firebird , and Epiphone Les Paul through a Peavey 212 Chorus, with a Zoom GX8 on the floor.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Epiphone - LP-XTREME The E-series LP-Xtreme - you've never seen a Les Paul like this one.
Epiphone - EVHBBMCH The E-series LP-Xtreme - you've never seen a Les Paul like this one.

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