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Topic: Equal

Related:
  Equal Opportunity    Equal Rights  
  Equal Employment Opportunity    Equal Employment Opportunity Commission  
  Equal Housing Opportunity    Equal Rights Amendment  
  Separate but Equal    Equal Pay Act  
  IRQL NOT LESS OR EQUAL  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Albert Einstein,  All cheerleaders
Personality:Arrogant
Dream job(s):Tax Collector,  Bus Driver,  Banker
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage,  Coloring in
Favorite great thinker(s):Ampere,  Archimedes,  Albert Einstein
Favorite computer game(s):Minesweeper
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job,  Getting off welfare,  Bankruptcy
Membership(s):Trade union
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

If the value of compare byte equals that of the byte at the destination address, the switch byte is substituted in its place.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The credit generally equals the amount of employer Social Security and Medicare taxes paid or incurred by the employer on tips received from the employee.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

One pound of weight loss equals 3 pounds in stress reduction on the hip during normal gait!
John Fielding,
CEO

The holders are entitled to vote on any matter on which the holders of common stock are entitled to vote, and each share of stock shall entitle the holder to the number of votes that equals the number of shares of common stock into which each share of preferred stock is convertible.
Equals Three Communications is a full-service, award-winning, social marketing agency located in Bethesda, Maryland, just outside of our nation's capital.
The price to be paid to the provider for a given service equals the relative value of the service multiplied by the dollar amount of the conversion factor.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

One drink equals a glass of beer or wine, or a mixed drink or cocktail containing no more than 1 ounce of alcohol.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Suffering from nerves is a taboo subject because as an energetic pattern it equals the bubbling up or blocking of what one perceives as negative thoughts and emotions; what Carl Jung calls the shadow.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Credit Card Acceptance Equals More Revenue No matter what your industry, if you do not accept credit cards you are missing out on sales.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Comparative studies have shown that polygraph examinations yield an accuracy that equals or exceeds that of many other forms of evidence.
The Lagrange points mark positions where the combined gravitational pull of two large masses precisely equals the centripetal force required to rotate with them.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Speed plus accuracy equals increased profits, so I believe all manual screen printers could do themselves a huge favor and give this system a try.
 
 
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