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Topic: Laboratory Equipment

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  Laboratory    Equipment  
  Used Equipment    Electronic Equipment  
  Equipment Maintenance    Medical Equipment  
  Safety Equipment    Heavy Equipment  
  Equipment Rental    Fire Equipment  
  Test Equipment    Office Equipment  

 
 
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Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine,  Gas oven,  Power tools
Most admires:Thomas Edison
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite animal(s):Chimpanzee
Interest(s):Chemistry,  Science,  Physics
Favorite great thinker(s):Marie Curie,  Alfred Nobel,  Arthur C Clarke
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Wyle Laboratories, as one of the leading suppliers of NEBS testing, has been performing qualification and certification testing of Central Office, Outside Plant and Customer Premises Equipment for more than 20 years and is one of only five NRTL laboratories covered under the Verizon ITL program.
In Australia, laboratories that calibrate underground gas detection equipment are accredited to NATA (National Association of Testing Authorities) standard and this requires methanometers to meet gas span tolerances at three points across the range as well as at zero.
When designing and installing equipment for laboratories it is important that you have the right safety equipment to ensure that the correct health and safety regulations are being adhered to.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Dolby Laboratories develops audio signal processing systems and manufactures professional equipment to implement these technologies in the motion picture, broadcasting, and music recording industries.
It is assumed that most laboratories already have certain equipment which can be used with the cooling systems supplied by MMR Technologies to provide turnkey operation or to fully automate the operation of those systems.
MAMTC has equipment and laboratories to back up staff expertise in product development and testing, with special capabilities in rapid prototyping and product testing.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Our large training laboratories are fitted with the latest specification hardware and software tools - including easy to view digital flat panel displays and hi-beam projection equipment.
The department has a large number of laboratories with a wide range of equipment and instruments and a large number of PCs and workstations that are used as an integrated part of many courses.
All laboratories and computer suites make use of industry standard software and equipment.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The equipment of the scientific laboratories of the Institute is partially brought over to the premises of the University of Latvia Faculty of Biology and adjusted to the specific requirements of the study process there.
The latest laboratories and equipment provide exceptional educational opportunities previously unavailable on campus, allowing physics, biology, and chemistry departments to better serve Henderson students.
The Institute was to provide up-to-date scientific laboratories, equipment, office space and other facilities for cancer and medical research and it was anticipated that this would substantially enhance the standing of the Wellington Hospital as a medical centre.
 
 
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