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Topic: Private Equity

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  Private    Equity  
  Private Schools    Equity Loans  
  Home Equity    Private Beach  
  Private Parts    Home Equity Loans  
  Private Community    Private Colleges  
  Foundation is a private    Private Label  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Most admires:Warren Buffet
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Bad point(s):Greedy
Currently has on their coffee table:Economist,  Fast Company,  Better Homes & Gardens
Politics:Capitalist
Dream job(s):Banker,  CEO,  Lawyer
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage
Interest(s):Economics
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite destination(s):Hong Kong
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

Acquisitions of secondary private equity portfolios provide an immediate weighting to a diversified portfolio of private equity, thereby reducing the time and resources typically required to create a comparable portfolio within a primary venture capital fund.
The Private Equity Analyst is the premiere source of news about the private equity market and its investment specialties, including venture capital, LBOs, mezzanine investing and turnarounds.
Short-term private equity fund performance showed a slight improvement in the third quarter of 2002 compared to the second quarter of 2002, according to new data from Thomson Venture Economics and the National Venture Capital Association.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

MIC Capital is the private equity investment arm of the Mitsubishi Corporation with over 40 direct investments principally in information technology hardware, software and services.
 
 
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