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Topic: Eric

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Most admires:Yoko Ono
Dream job(s):Teacher
Favorite movie(s):The Bodyguard,  The Blues Brothers
Favorite artist(s):Rolf Harris
Favorite sportsperson(s):Michael Jordan
Listens to:Eric Clapton,  The Who "The Who",  Dire Straits
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite era(s):1970s
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite TV show(s):Days of our Lives,  That 70's Show,  Malcolm in the Middle
Favorite quote(s):"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Take Eric's obsessive compulsive disorder.
John Fielding,
CEO

Eric's experience has included international sales within the Asia-Pacific region, field sales for a Fortune 500 specialty chemical company, and international trade of compounded resins.
Eric's extensive knowledge of the specialty coffee market allows him to work carefully with store managers and restaurant operators, managing their accounts for maximum efficiency.
Eric's commercial experience includes years of research and development in US and European telecommunications and software companies as well as establishing Eurobios.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Eric Clapton may have won all the Grammys but his Unplugged album is just one of many signs that nonelectric music is back.
Eric's Club was one of Liverpool's most famous venues frequented by many of the people who would form bands such as Echo And The Bunnymen, The Teardrop Explodes and Frankie Goes To Hollywood.
Eric Clapton sang a verse and the song morphed into the Beatles version.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Eric's Gay Man - Two gay men pose solo in the studio and around the house.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

May 6: Click here to view Eric's charming smiles in the beautiful spring and his growing stories.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

This option affords you the same convenience and familiarity of working with Eric's Shipping Service along with the speed of a high volume moving company.
However, electronics for Eric's IR project are making great progress, and will probably serve as the model for IMACS.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Another staff member told me that after receiving a couple of complaints about unsolicited email from recipients of Eric's message, Jerrold had determined that Eric was spamming in violation of University policy and had in punishment removed the email message from the queue and cut off access to the webpage.
 
 
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