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Slashdot

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Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

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"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

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Computers

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Hacking, Minesweeper, Quake

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Chatting on ICQ, Downloading MP3's, Finding warez

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Free Software Foundation

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"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup

Expert Talk

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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Some error messages are generated because of system configuration issues; others stem from the amount of traffic on the Internet or the FTP server.
FTP error messages are only available in English as some badly behaved FTP clients may parse this text.
Error messages are stored in the $errors array in the archive object.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Resolves error messages after canceling McAfee Firewall interview.
Error messages from the network infrastructure are returned to the test administrator in real time and categorized by a variety of attributes.
Error messages are specific to increase ease of debugging and data correction.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Your error messages forwarded to us will just look like the thousands of other error messages collected off the servers on a daily basis and will never be seen by a technician.
System error messages can now be mailed to a separate address other than the designated primary Administrator.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Display error messages a human without a computer science degree can understand.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Printer errors are various messages displayed on the LED display of printers.
Error messages are usually indicated by a RED centre light on dual slot drives, or a rapidly flashing RED light on single slot drives.
Error Messages Most laser printers provide error messages when they malfunction.

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