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Topic: Error Message

Related:
  Message    Error  
  Message Board    Send a message  
  Windows Error Messages    Post Message  
  Message Service    Phone Message  
  Error Code    MESSAGE TEXT  
  Message Board Network    Message of God's love  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Slashdot
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Linux box,  Apple Computer
Currently has on their coffee table:Mac Today
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
Favorite food(s):Cookies
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking,  Minesweeper,  Quake
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ,  Downloading MP3's,  Finding warez
Membership(s):Free Software Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup
 
 
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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Some error messages are generated because of system configuration issues; others stem from the amount of traffic on the Internet or the FTP server.
FTP error messages are only available in English as some badly behaved FTP clients may parse this text.
Error messages are stored in the $errors array in the archive object.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Resolves error messages after canceling McAfee Firewall interview.
Error messages from the network infrastructure are returned to the test administrator in real time and categorized by a variety of attributes.
Error messages are specific to increase ease of debugging and data correction.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Your error messages forwarded to us will just look like the thousands of other error messages collected off the servers on a daily basis and will never be seen by a technician.
System error messages can now be mailed to a separate address other than the designated primary Administrator.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Display error messages a human without a computer science degree can understand.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Printer errors are various messages displayed on the LED display of printers.
Error messages are usually indicated by a RED centre light on dual slot drives, or a rapidly flashing RED light on single slot drives.
Error Messages Most laser printers provide error messages when they malfunction.
 
 
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