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Topic: Escape

Related:
  Great Escape    Fire Escape  
  Escape Artist    Escape Club  
  Ford Escape    Escape Velocity  
  Dillinger Escape Plan    Escape from Alcatraz  
  Simple Escapes    Ape Escape  
  Fire Escape Ladder    Escape from Monkey Island  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Gas oven
Most admires:Lord Dracula
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Prison Guard
Favorite artist(s):Harry Houdini
Favorite author(s):Alexandre Dumas
Favorite TV show(s):Malcolm in the Middle
Favorite activity(s):Going to the beach
Favorite sport(s):Horseriding
Favorite movie(s):Roman Holiday,  King Kong,  West Side Story
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

This is caused by acid that escapes from your stomach through a weakened one-way valve near the top of your stomach.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

He narrowly escapes when the Duchess of Berry throws her voluminous skirts over him.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

She escapes her dreary life by taking off in flights of musical fantasy, which glow with strangely muted colors.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

The child escapes as Cambell wrestles with the crazed attacker.
Jacob narrowly escapes injury when he falls down in the hallway running away from the fans.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

The vamp escapes and lets a bunch of demon bikers know that Sunnydale is now slayer-free.
Mark Harris,
Priest

He escapes back to Earth, where the minions of purgatory use everything they've got to keep him from scoring the points necessary to gain entry into heaven.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

As music escapes its s k u l l, i t s c l o c k a n d i t s s k y l i n e.
Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Seacoast Escapes is a travel, tour and event planning business based in Nova Scotia, Canada that plans vacations and travel packages for individuals, couples, and families visiting Nova Scotia.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

A convict escapes from a Siberian prison camp in winter.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

He escapes to work in a brothel where he learns verbal kung fu from the madam.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

A leader escapes but a lady, probably a politician or leader will be captured by the invading forces and taken away as prisoner of war to Turkey.
 
 
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