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Topic: Fire Escape

Related:
  Fire    Escape  
  Fire Department    Fire Safety  
  Fire Protection    Fire and Rescue  
  Fire Fighters    Fire Alarm  
  Fire Place    Fire Equipment  
  Flame of Fire    Fire Station  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Edmund Hillary,  Lord Dracula
Favorite activity(s):Sleepwalking sleepwalker
Favorite possession(s):Wiretap kit,  Mace,  Gas oven
Favorite computer game(s):Donkey Kong
Favorite sport(s):Mountain climbing,  Cycling,  Bushwalking
Dream job(s):Bus Driver
Favorite movie(s):Roman Holiday,  King Kong,  West Side Story
Favorite artist(s):Harry Houdini
Favorite TV show(s):Malcolm in the Middle
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"A man's home is his castle"
 
 
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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Fire escapes, canopies, marquise, bank and office railings, display fountains, wire signs, wire cloth, mausoleum doors and gates, jail cells, stable fixtures, vault doors, much more.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

The loft was packed, the fire escapes were packed, the guy on the turntables was spinning good drum n bass, I actually drank beer.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Outside stairways, fire escapes, fire towers, porches, platforms, decks, balconies, boiler flues and other similar projections shall be considered as part of the building and not allowed as part of the required space for yards, courts or unoccupied space.
In addition, we are revamping the heating system in the Records Center and building an enclosed masonry fire stair to replace the exterior steel fire escapes.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

These fire escape ladders are ideal for families with children sleeping in upstairs bedrooms.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

In the absence of what we would call fire fighting equipment the local people would have relied on small fires, natural fire breaks and the appropriate weather conditions to guard against catastrophic fire escapes.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Fire escape ladders may be ordered through the Association, contact the resident manager for pricing and availability.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Geek hobbyists are popping networks up on windowsills and fire escapes, pointing Wi-Fi antennas at adjacent parks, bars, and wherever else city dwellers might dig free bandwidth.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

The exterior fire-escapes were removed, all elements of the fa ade were restored and all exterior treatments were successfully subjected to the standards and inspections of the NYC Landmarks Commission.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers, were all invented by women.
Clear Sky escapes from the hospital and steals a paramedic's van and gets to the house in time to see the firemen putting out the fire, as Gus runs back into the house to save Clear Sky's daughter.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

They had ignored longstanding tenant complaints about locked fire escapes, inoperable smoke detectors, vermin infestations and crack addicts who monopolized the common bathrooms.
 
 
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