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Topic: Eskimo

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine,  National Geographic
Favorite era(s):Prehistoric times
Favorite explorer(s):Leif Ericson,  James Cook
Favorite animal(s):Wolf,  Poodle,  Dog
Interest(s):Boating
Favorite sport(s):Canoeing,  Dragon Boat Racing,  Fishing
Likes to wear:Traditional tribal dress
Favorite sportsperson(s):Wilt Chamberlain (basketball),  Ian Thorpe (swimmer)
Favorite destination(s):Canada,  Scandinavia
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Eskimos also live in Canada that you may not expect, they live on Baffin Island North of central Canada.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Traditional Eskimos also had very low levels of heart dis­ease, diabetes or other health problems, even though their diet was high in fat.
Eskimos and their husky dogs never eat polar bear liver (which contains huge quantities of vitamin A) because they know of these effects.
Eskimos are protected by dietary omega-three fatty acids, maybe.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

When you see Eskimos in their native garments you do get the impression of fat round faces on fat round bodies, but the roundness of face is a racial peculiarity and the rest of the effect is produced by loose and puffy garments.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Eskimos running back John Avery, a candidate for league MVP, ran the ball to the Ottawa seven, and Fleming came in to boot the winning field goal.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The caribou are an important subsistence food source for Inupiat Eskimos and Athabascan Indians who live in communities near the migratory routes of the caribou herds.
The Eskimos and Indians that populate a small fraction of the state are also descendants of its first residents, the nomadic tribes who crossed over from Siberia many hundreds of years ago.
The Eskimos a people of Mongoloid origin, are believed to have lived in the Arctic since their first migration from Asia at least 10,000 years ago.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

As soon as I got the Rae Point I went to the Eskimos and told them they should go to the camp foreman and tell him to get on the radio and tell the work crew that a very large and very angry bear was coming toward them.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Eskimos north of the arctic circle are eating Argentine pears today, and Chinese gooseberries called kiwis from New Zealand just about anytime they want.
 
 
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