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Topic: Self Esteem Test

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Gandhi, Their father

Favorite possession(s):

Penis, House

Personality:

Aggressive

Currently has on their coffee table:

Seventeen magazine

Religion(s):

Buddhist, Hindu

Favorite TV show(s):

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire

Favorite activity(s):

Taking IQ tests

Favorite animal(s):

Elephant, Mouse, Chimpanzee

Favorite movie(s):

This Is Spinal Tap

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Jack Nicklaus (golf)

Favorite quote(s):

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Then what does that do to that child's self-esteem when, because of no fault of his own, he struggles to do well on tests?

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Awards Contest for Students in 1986, Vollmer's self esteem improved along with a dramatic improvement in his reading skills test scores.
The most striking improvement of EEG Neurofeedback is usually seen in the child's self esteem, school performance, behavior and test scores.
Test scores are up and self-esteem is soaring.

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