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Topic: New European

Related:
  European    New York  
  New Year    New Zealand  
  New Products    US News  
  Good News    New York Times  
  Home News    New members  
  New World    News Release  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):BBC
Most admires:Kofi Annan
Politics:Eurocrat
Dream job(s):President of the United States,  Banker
Favorite era(s):1700s
Favorite explorer(s):Leif Ericson,  Christopher Columbus,  Hernan Cortes
Favorite great leader(s):Tony Blair
Favorite sport(s):Rugby
Favorite destination(s):Europe,  Australia,  Africa
Membership(s):Greenpeace,  Trade union
Favorite political figure(s):Cecil Rhodes
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

It is a new European Union development programme, which will fund tripartite projects based in Asia countries.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The European Union Telecommunications Council voted on 27 June on proposals by the UK to modify the new telecommunications directive to require that telecommunications providers retain information on their users for law enforcement purposes.
New regulation in Europe requires that all European Union listed companies comply with international accounting standards from 1 January 2005.
New legislation in the European Union mandates that producers of electrical and electronic equipment be physically and financially liable for their products at the end of their consumer life.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

New Zealand has a unique European / South Pacific culture combining the colonial heritage of the early settlers with the ancient polynesian culture of the Maori.
Ever since the Europeans started colonising what today is referred to as the Third World, local populations have been displaced by the white man's quest for land for new settlements and agriculture and the search for minerals and other natural resources.
Papua New Guinea (PNG) was pratically the last civilisation to be explored by Europeans in the nineteenth century and today still many areas have little or no contact with the West.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

It was the very first European settlement in New Zealand, but only as the French sailed into the harbour in 1840 did they learn that the British had taken possession of the country mere days earlier.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Finally, Europeans in the process of colonization created a new history for the societies they subjugated; also, the very act of colonization provided legitimacy for those communities in the post WWII international order.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

While Tony Blair is calling on Britons to have more respect for the work of scientists, a recent survey has revealed that over half of Europeans lack faith in scientific research and do not believe that new technologies can solve problems such as diseases and famine.
The new study found Africans have 20 percent more diversity in DNA in their cell nuclei than Europeans and Asians.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The first Europeans brought with them new diseases (measles, smallpox, the common cold) that killed thousands of these indigenous people.
 
 
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